Cyber Bandits
aka Sailor's Tattoo
 
 

Sci Fi
USA 1995 - 86 min.

Starring: Martin Kemp (Jack Morris) - Alexandra Paul - Adam Ant - Grace Jones - Robert Hays

Director: Erik Fleming

Script: Winston Beard - James Robinson

Production: IRS

Music: Tom Hiel - Steven Hunter

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  Summary  
     
 

Jack (Mart) is navigator on a millionaire's yacht minding his own business until he develops some forbidden feelings for his boss' girlfriend. Rebecca (A. Paul) is sick of the bad treatment she gets from her lover and decides to leave him, but not without stealing important computer data for a secret new weapon. Looking for help to escape the powers of her rich ex-lover she turns to Martin, who is goodhearted enough to give it a go. The couple has no idea what they have in their hands with the data but soon they discover that everybody wants the disc and our lovebirds find themselves on the run. Jack is particularly in danger as he had the data tattooed on his back to get rid of the disc everybody is looking for. Thank God all their enemies are not too bright and in the end our heroes find a surprising allie, so that they can not only escape but also save the world by destroying the new terrible weapon!

 
     
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Aaaah! What wonderful, wonderful trash!!! We have to admit we LOVE this film. Martin is perfect as naive Jack, Robert Hayes is simply brilliant as the super-evil but wonderfully charming bastard, Grace Jones does what she does best, she's simply weird and wonderful and as for Adam Ant - his part might be short and his end is rather sad, but he has a lovely cockney accent! On the whole this movie is so enjoyable and entertaining, it's a real pity it never came to the big screen. Of course nothing of the story should be taken seriously, but it's amusing, witty and even fairly thrilling. Lets say its pure cult!

 
     
  Availability  
     
 

as video to rent ... Argentina, Belgium, Portugal, USA

as video to buy ... USA (also available with Spanish subtitles)

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This movie is also available for online purchase ...

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(NTSC)
click here for VHS
(Spanish subtitles/NTSC)
 
     
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